Saturday, July 3, 2010

Kill Mode

I discovered tonight that I have a kill mode.

Lisa's apartment had a disgusting amount of flying insects in it. I decided to kill them all.

Okay, so it wasn't QUITE that explosive.

But there was ammunition. WINDEX. I shot them all down from the sky with a stream of deadly blue, and then drowned/poisoned them to death.

I was on a rampage. Every time I saw a bug my eyes dilated and focused right up on it... and I was on the hunt.

They all died. Every single one of them.

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